I hate to admit it, but there is a possibility, and I mean a possibility, and not even a really big one, that you could maybe, almost certainly…be right.
I know, I never want to admit that you might know something I don’t know. It’s what a daughter has to do, because she is a daughter, and not because she doesn’t value your knowledge and wisdom. And speaking of Wisdom…
Well…um…I hate wizards. Here I was beginning to get a serious decadear crush on Xerx’ses, and I had a wonderful tryst with one of the Masters of the Tri-Arcanum Guild…but just when I’m beginning to think I have a place here in this big world, when a couple of the pathetic little wizards here in the guild captured me and put me in a jar like a bug.
What in the hell…
So, while I can’t actually come home right now, mom, I want you to know that I know that you know that I’m sorry that I never listened to you in the past. When I finish this quest, I’ll definitely run home, and it’s likely I’ll never stray again. I truly think I’ll have my fill of bigs by then.
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I wonder if the bigs will have their fill of you yet- I think Kel-ed would like to fill you again….
WOW, that is one PISSED off Fairy. Ursus is glad he isn’t the target of the ire this time. The crap she could dole out would be horrendous.
Xerx’ses knows how to charm Faeries, oh yeah! Be nice and have no idea what you’re doing.
and smile lots
Poor Hannah, she should shrink them and put them in jars and pull their tongues out for magic.