Your magnificent majesty, King Guy Campton the First,
In seeking secrets of the past to try and reclaim Osiris’ Kidney we were waylaid by assailants and magical traps that would move us forward through time roughly a month each time. Word from Bishop Tutu’s message has just reached me this day of the fabulous job you have done as King and avoiding assassins, well done my liege!
I write you to try and mend the woeful lack of communication with the leadership of the home of CrIsis both in you – the temporal power – and Bishop Tutu – the spiritual power and my superior. Unless my math is in error we only have four pieces to go! People may wonder why I would reveal this but the dark I am sure already knows this, since they hold Osiris’ Left Hand. Since I missed the last Horus Day may I beg a boon of you gracious nature to help me with a gift that will only remain secret until my friends read this in a Book of CrIsis. Having talked and overheard at times conversations between Osiris’ Unyielding Strength and Khonsu’s Reaper.
I would implore you to grant Khonsu’s Reaper with 40 acres of land that he may farm and rebuild his life with after this is over. He would welcome the help of any of the newly freed citizen races to run the place while off with us and maybe give those that volunteer to run the place a sense of purpose to build rather than having to steal or be stolen from.
Now comes the great paradox, for you have spoken with him on more than one occasion but I often forget I am talking with some just about twice my height and nearly three times my weight! Wherever you deem appropriate would you grant Xerx’ses a wizard’s tower or keep. To be honest I am not sure why they prefer towers, but wizards are a funny lot on occasion. I’m sure he would like to set up a safe place to come and go visiting his people in the Baalgor Wastelands. I feel we may be visiting them soon and his father is on a first name basis with the Pontiff. Lastly, while we hope to not need it I hope the one and a half million our horned immortal sent to you will help with the boat purchase that will help if a room can be made to fit our captain.
Oh, this is the selfish part of the letter, how are things going on a home? I trust the gift our big friend presented the kingdom helped in the those border disputes? I know I missed the regatta ship race this last fall and I am wondering whom one? Did you bet on anyone, and did you win the money or lose it. When I mentioned it to Master Unyielding Strength he thinks you won but donated it to charity for the poor. He thinks the world of you your majesty.
Well, back to making the world a better place in Timiro’s new image.
Blessings of Isis upon thee sire,
Pictures by our own AZ Rune.