To my good friend Malkin,
My friend I have gotten word that you have not received my messages. I fear they are being intercepted and I apologize. I will make it up in drink and food. We shall dine together at some point. I swear upon The Dick Ripper that I did write to you. Sorry it is a long story, but apparently I gave Xer’xes his present in an inebriated state. I will have to make amends for the incident. I must tell you though that yes I have proof of the history claims I made. I will carry them with me and give them to you next time I see you. We are headed to face the Blight near the Tree. Wish us luck for he has the Book of the First Sinner. I will write to you in more depth. I hope you get this one.
My family is back as well. I will explain in person. Please omit their return. I hope that one day you may take a vacation to my farm. You would enjoy it there. It truly is a place free of magics and would allow you to free your mind and let ideas flow. When this is all over you will be my guest. I will kill a fattened calf in your honor.
Take Care My Friend,
I love it and caters to his ego, perfect!
If Malkin didn’t get previous letters then was something done differently to ensure he got this one?
Ego!!? Why would the greatest bard ever, Chronicler of not only CrIsis but the Defilers, have an ego
Short and to the point, get the grovelling out of the way quickly. I am with Toko, how did he ensure this one got through? Or was the interception part a ruse? Who knows?
A ruse? Do you mean a (gasp) lie?